Regret, Party of one!

So have you ever made a deal, or bet that you could outlast someone in something you do everyday; Yeah, well the retard in me sealed the deal with the devil...not really, but you get what I'm saying, hopefully or I'm just droning on about nothing. Anyways, last night I had this stupid idea that I could outlast my brother and sister in a bet that faces us against our weaknesses, and guess what mine is? I'm not aloud to get mad, angry, yell or shout at anyone all day long and Sunday too! I have to be a saint, I can't do anything but smile...ALL DAY. I'm only aloud to show one freaking emotion, now ever time I look in the mirror I'll be smiling, but there is one advantage....I can be those creepy smiley people all day, pop out of closets and smile at them all day.

THIS or THAT?

Okay, so I've decided to do this annually; until I've received number 7...By the way the proud owner of the Porsche dealership in my town is in for a rude awakening...of strongly written letters suggesting they should lower there prices or I'll parade around the front of the dealership scaring away all possible costumers with my crazy psychotic hobo gimmick...
Any who, enough of that; what I really wanted to share was my new This or That column, that is proudly sponsored by that Porsche dealership, I was so kindly telling you about! (Sponsor me and the hobo suite goes away for the season) So let's begin, shall we;
Da-da-da....Presenting the infamous, soon to replace the Perz Hilton column...Yes! Prez I'm gunning for your spot! The This or That Column....
This:
Rob the oh-so-famous Porsche dealership
& risk my butt and probably not even break into the car,
Because I'm ogling it

That:
Stay at home with my homies,
Order pizza
and wonder what it would be like if I did the This!

Contemplating,

B.izzle

Self-absorbed...Just received a new definition

"The exams are so stressing, and with my rent's thinking about moving OUT OF STATE; However am I suppose to handle all of this? Besides I have so much other stuff to worry about...Why does everyone in this world think they can depend on me for every insignificant little thing!? Oh, you think it's karma...I don't remember doing something that I would have to pay for lah-tah...I know I did charge a ton on my dad's credit card you think it's that...."
So it wasn’t much of a conversation. It was more like someone talking to themselves for twenty minutes – non-stop.And before you ask, no, that wasn’t me talking…AT ALL, not a word utter my me...just a friend who is completely self-absorbed this week. And if you think that's bad, don't get me started on this beyond ah-nnoying booger named R...Yes, I did say booger, if only i could flick this one, ha ha I'm so twisted; that came out wrong I don't flick boogers...Wait what was I talking about? Oh! Yeah R...You think the other person was annoying, well news flash this persona non grata always shows up at the most unwanted times/places...like R is ever wanted anywhere; I do sound like the wicked witch of bitch, but if you ever, I mean ever meant this person you'd claw out your eyes and sell them to a hobo, just to get the annoying image of this person out of your mind...if only I knew how to do that with as little pain as I could manage.

Lad-ah,

b.izzle

Nighty Night

I'm about to head to bed. Oh1 I must say, I'm looking forward to the butt load of exams tomorrow. Unfortunately I've found so many flaws in my list of "things I can not afford..." At this moment that is! So unless I go all incognito, and camp out in Wal-mart slowly stealing/hiding items and when I reach my maximum weight I'll walk out with all my stolen belongings....
Man, do I formulate great plans... So if anyone is a millionaire or could afford a Porsche 911 turbo; or lives in Italy I would greatly appreciate it!

Ladha gator,

B.izzle

Things I really want... (But can't afford!)

So my rent's don't really believe in allowance, it's all "Ask, if you want something!" Know you might think that I'm spoiled when I say...like that's enough!? But have you ever seen/watched those creepy yet, genuine looking car salesmen and how they trick you into buy an over priced piece of crap that will break down in 5-6 months or right after the warranty is over? Will my rent's played me, I ask but they say that I have to earn it in return as in work for it... A.K.A straight A's or ace an exam... Oh, by the way I've never bought a car, or driven I'm not even old enough to get a permit which might suck for others, but I don't trust myself out on the road's yet for my safety or others. Last time my mom was driving, I was asked her how many point's she'd score if she ran over pedestrians, then she asked if I wanna know so bad, I should get in front of the car and then a very evil I'm-going-to-take-over-the-world laugh followed...so I knew that was my cue so be quiet. Okay so what I want is simple, that you could totally score at Wal-Mart as they say "Save Money, Live Better" Or the ever so popular "Always Low Prices, Always":

The List

1. Gift card's to the following: Border's;B&N;Urban Behavior; Adidas; Puma
2. Wii...PS3; either would be more then appreciated
3. Money, enough that I can roll around in it! {Preferably in 20's}
4. Chi straightener...there magical delish!
5. Books
6. Candy...{Dark chocolate=gag me! Might as well feed me crap from the sidewalk.}
7. Porsche 911 turbo... Sunshine yellow please! {Not in Wal-mart but pretty close, it's at that car dealership across the street=)}
8. Puma sneakers, the brown are lovely!
9. A friend for Bean {That's a whole other postter}
10. Snow {Real or artificial, hopefully not that stuff that if blown into your eye's burn and need medical attention!}

Dreams are for fool's...

Mainly...ME! Yes you've heard right, I am now declaring myself as a world-class fool. If you must know it all started last night, no I will not babble on, but I will still tell you in as little words as I can/should for it is embarrassing and well even more embarrassing then any embarrassment I've ever caused myself. Last night was perfect, not too cold and defiantly not too warm...So I went to bed and counted sheep (Actually thought of what I should dream of, so I don't get caught by surprise!) Then I drifted off to sleep, only to find out that I have no control over what I dream about. So I dreamt and dreamt till I came upon mountains of cake, big ones, small ones, tall ones, short ones...and so on the pattern went. Then there it was the biggest cake I've ever,ever seen...I ran toward it only to find my precious cake being devoured by Augustus Gloop and his immense sized butt...this is what sucked most, when I could of waken-up I didn't because of curiosity; man...if curiosity could kill me...I'd have been dead a long time ago. So what I saw will haunt me, till I'm buried in my grave. Enough said.

Terrified to a state of petrifaction,
B.izzle

Cause you had a good day....

Now, keep in mind, it's not the kind of good/bad day that's makes me wanna run out of my warm, cozy home into the bitter cold outdoors and share/scream my absolutely joyous feelings, but it's not like those horrible days with the tears and tragedy and life-altering badness.No, this is the other kind of good/bad day. Which is good. But still bad. In other words, I really don't know how I feel...Oh Gawd what if I'm bipolar, that would explain a lot. think I might go look up that disease. Anyways I was surfing the and I found this really good quotes, thought I'd oughta share it with anyone who ever reads this:

Be what you wanna be...

Not what others wanna see

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one day your life will flash before your eyes

make sure its worth watching.

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&& These two I came up with, on the smartest day of my life(For now)

Wisdom
For every window you open,
A few close behind,
But don’t let that stop you,
You still have the ones open to chose from,
Your journey awaits

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Fear is what stops you,
Courage is what keeps you going,
Motivation keeps you.

Hakuna Matata, baby!

It means no worries, you know. But while I do have a few worries,most of them having to do with Mid-terrible's ( Really could change the name, mine fits!). Maybe I'm stressing a bit too much, but for real I broke out in a freaking rash, I'm not talking little red spots, I mean freaking immense circles of splotchy redness...But whatever cause it's not like there going to cancel exams for one person...Or will they? What if i could rub against everyone!? Ha, I'm brilliant; you know I sometimes undermine my evil talents... Oh, by the way if you happen to stumble upon this, May I just stay i'm as sane as they come, really I maybe the evilest 14 year old you see, but I'm a really kindhearted person, when your not pissing me off, cause if you ever happen to piss me off i'd step 10 paces back before all hell unleashes... Anywho got's to be going, I have like only a few more mintues till i'm off.

Ciao,

B.izzle

Mid-terms!

So I've been complaining about them just a little; okay who am I trying to kid, I've had so many complaints that if you were to sell them, you'd be a millionaire...May I just state I could use that million dollars about now, so if you were to make that kinda money off me...I'd just like to state "I know where you live" Ha ha yeah right, Like I could find out--Or could I?
Anywho, I'm going to start My own little thing I'd like to call: Word Of The Day; To enlighten those who have put up with my ever so intelligent terminology. ( Oh I'd just like to state that if you are so have a decrease in brain cell's due to my "Terminology" blame society...) I am not an activist, maybe if I knew what that was I could be one =)
Word Of The Day;
Ecstatic; To be uber happy, or in other words slaphappy...
"on dat dope yo"
Or; "Slapping dat green!"

.:: No, This is not a dictionary...You could call me a slang-tionary!::.

Le Duhh!

You see I'm very fluent in French, Oh! and Spanish too. So I've about to leave in point something seconds, not going to be back till like 5 o'clockish and it's noon; No I will probably not enjoy leaving the comfort of home fro that long, psh...yeah i will. Just Kidding don't really know how I feel about leaving. So far today is boring, big time; this morning I watched doc. dolittle and may I point out that the dog is not funny, oh except the part where the dog is at the vet's, so if you know what I'm talking about your probably laughing really hard.

Peace out,

B.izzle

So much for living large!

Okay, so I watched an episode of Project Runway; May I be the first to openly point out that I've never seen so many queers in one place, oh except that gay parade I saw on Youtube. Honestly they have everything on that website. But Project Runway has it's good point's, I mean I saw some really sweet dresses...I don't like dresses but gawd damn those were Prudy!
So today at school, it was awesome; however it was a normal day, may I say that normal is not in my vocabulary...WTF! Now that's in my vocab...he he guess what on my myspace page, just done updating it, but anyways where was I; Oh! yeah I finished up my new layout and then all of a sudden I realized that under occupation I left it blank...he he this is where I thought {Not really, it just hit me, literally} So from this day on, I am a badass, my income is -250,000...Damn I shoulda been something that paid a lot more, I mean I'll be in debt till I'm dead...Oh! Ha-Ha I learned something in school today, did you know that America is 10 trillion dollars in debt? Guess who has to pay it off? Yup, you guessed right...young amercia..a.k.a Me; So much for I'll be rich in the future, you know what that -250,000 is looking mighty fine =)

Sooner would be better!

Wish me good luck! Tomorrow I have 3-4 tests depends on the teachers, pretty stupid to have a quiz/test/exam on a Thursday, but whatev...they wanna me queer about it. Ha-ha I can't stop laughing about this morning, and the whole choking/chuckling thing with the poptart, I could of swore I saw the light but then I opened my eyes and saw that I was staring at the light pole above me; he he I'm so random.
So, it's like 9:00 p.m and I have nowhere/nothing to do...Still searching for that long, lost life of mine. I really wish that my life gets ex termly exciting when I grow up {In the next 2-5 minutes} Then I wouldn't ever bored myself to death, or the verge of death either way I'm BORED! Gonna go to sleep, let's see what promising dream will keep Me entertained =)

Ledah brah,

B.izzle

Wickety whack?

So Today was sooo...unusually abnormal; not the normal abnormal behavior everyone has around me, let me begin at the commence of abnormality.Every morning {School days} I walk over to the red locker sections, few people come out to me talk about stuff I ignore, then I walk over to the table we usually sit at then as I sat down took a nibble of my poptart, J&R jump up and burst out into a rap, here's how some of it went:
J: Wicka Wicka Whack!
R: I'm a rappa from way back…
J: Cause bitch I’m da Mack
R: Don’t lie; you ain’t da mack, cuz ya lack
J&R: Both throw up gang signs

I was like "WTF?" then choked on my poptart{ Cherry flava, cause dats how I do} Then E & Diff J tried to help me, and I spit it up all over them. Then During History 5 period, E fell asleep on her desk, when I shook her she threw her book and it went flying across the room, hitting Tiffany {Evil skank bitch} as she got up to go suck up to the sub. In intro to theater, Everyone still adored R but this new kid named Brandon stole the spot light, so R trys to be "tight" {He's words not mine} and sprangs his ankel on the raisers...got the attention back! Ha!

Really tried, freaked out too,

B-izzle

Midnight...?

Basically my day sucked...I know I might say that a lot but I freaking mean it right now =( It all started yesterday; No I am not going to break out into story, should but won't. So I was up till like 12:30 a.m and that's when I caught Lettermen, may I just say the man isn't funny, probably pays the audience to laugh. Holy cow did you see his ugly ass bread? Does he not own an effing mirror? Probably thinks he's rocking it, Ha yeah right! Anywho; I feel like crap right now, everything I eat goes right through me =( I think i'm coming down with a cold, or a flu.

I meant it! Honest to blog!

So today was particularly chaotic, and uber bizarre! My teaches plunged a whole through my awesome morning with this bright idea that we need to be tested on what we learned this “semester” WTF, this semester went by so fast, how was I suppose to know what I learned, just yesterday I thought it was the second week of school! Anywho I complained all yesterday with the other post, so won’t screw this one up with whinery =) Winter break is bloody over! The sun is starting to peak above the snowy clouds, darn it and it’s even being warm this week…except today. Today is COLD! I’m so excited. My computer is being a bitch today. All freezing-up and slow and whatnot. Maybe is needs some woolen socks and long underwear. I’m hilarious, aren't I folks? Ha I’m so lmao. Why am I asking you? Well, whatever. Anyway. Anywho; “I really wanna go see Alvin and the chipmunks” When I said those words to my friends at lunch, I instantly regretted it because I forgot that one of them is a Mall-whore(J/K she just lives there when she’s not a home) and the conversation went down hill when she sat there pretending to be the New York Times and spill the beans about the movie…and here’s how it went: “I saw Alvin & the chipmunks yesterday and holy shizznet it was sooo stupid. The chipmunks were okay, Alvin being voiced by Justin long (accepted, galaxy quest, dodgeball), but the human acting was awful. Every one's like oh, it was supposed to be silly.Well, it wasn't silly. It was effing retarded. So now you don’t have to waste your money on a queer movie like that!” And you ask me how I remembered that? Cause one of my all time favo cartoon’s was single handedly destroyed by a Movie-hater…I know your reading this…skip up a few lines, your mentioned as a MW =)

Uhh...Shoot me now?

I had this brilliant idea for this thing I'm writing, can't call it a book yet cause it sucks ass! Big Time!! So then on the way home from school me and a couple of friends had this weird discussion about absolute nothing important, then one gets pissy cause she twisted my words and get this actually ACCUSED me? Of something I did not, I repeat did not freaking say. yeah so where was I? Oh yeah! through out the discussion I must of forgot that award winning idea =( Sometimes I wish I had a brain that well you know actually functioned like it's suppose to, but that's life you gotta stick with out the heck your dealt. You know what I wish most right now at this exact moment in time and space? For the heat to work like it's suppose to! That would be greatly appreciated. Ha ha Lmao I complained so much today, didn't know I was a whinnier. Hope you had a better day this my suck-ass one!

Truly pissed!,

Ha! you thought I woulda wrote my name, LOSER

Yawn! Moving on now...

Okay so the day started out like crap, I'm bored outta my mined. Usually when I'm this Uber bored I get one AIM or Myspace and talk to people(That I know) but today no one's on =( Any way's it snowed yesterday and a bit today! Usually i get this natural high from snow that makes me feel like I'm smoking a cloud...worst example ever, promise I'm not a druggie =) But today the snow is all dull, and really bright...It doesn't have that fun snow day feeling, more like a bitter, grumpy I'm going to freeze your ass feeling; Which may I point out it froze my ass this morning when I went to warm up my mom's car. Ptf...I wonder if I make hot chocolate if I'll feel better...Chocolate my anti-drug lmao really I could only live on that for years. Haha lucky ass weather guy, he won't be getting a beat down this winter as far as I can see there's plenty of snow to last me till FEB.

P.S. T-minus 1 day in counting till they open up the torture facility they call school!

Winter Break...

So basically I’ve wasted my entire (yes that's right I have no life...at the moment) winter break doing nothing but going to the library, hibernating and eating. Worst of all there wasn't even that much snow. All Mother Nature did this break is mostly rain, take a somewhat sunny day, then rain AGAIN. Oh! But on the bright side I watched the Festival of lights on TV, really wanted to see it too =) unfortunately it was located in Delaware this year.

Happy New Year's!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR’S!! Well sorta New Year’s cause it is January the first and all, but the ball dropped around 12:00 last night and I’m righting in the morning! Any ways I’ve made my new year’s resolution thingy… Not coming out so good, I sorta may have broken the 1st resolution but that’s okay because it was this morning and I can write it off as an Oh-I- Was-Too-Sleepy-To-Think thing =) I’m really deceitful…comes in handy! I'm sooo freakin' blessful today, They said were suppose to get inches of SNOW both today and tomorrow. If we don't there' s a weather guy at 10tv news that's gonna get a beat down =]

P.S. T-minus 2 days in counting till school starts!