THIS or THAT?

Okay, so I've decided to do this annually; until I've received number 7...By the way the proud owner of the Porsche dealership in my town is in for a rude awakening...of strongly written letters suggesting they should lower there prices or I'll parade around the front of the dealership scaring away all possible costumers with my crazy psychotic hobo gimmick...
Any who, enough of that; what I really wanted to share was my new This or That column, that is proudly sponsored by that Porsche dealership, I was so kindly telling you about! (Sponsor me and the hobo suite goes away for the season) So let's begin, shall we;
Da-da-da....Presenting the infamous, soon to replace the Perz Hilton column...Yes! Prez I'm gunning for your spot! The This or That Column....
This:
Rob the oh-so-famous Porsche dealership
& risk my butt and probably not even break into the car,
Because I'm ogling it

That:
Stay at home with my homies,
Order pizza
and wonder what it would be like if I did the This!

Contemplating,

B.izzle