Regret, Party of one!

So have you ever made a deal, or bet that you could outlast someone in something you do everyday; Yeah, well the retard in me sealed the deal with the devil...not really, but you get what I'm saying, hopefully or I'm just droning on about nothing. Anyways, last night I had this stupid idea that I could outlast my brother and sister in a bet that faces us against our weaknesses, and guess what mine is? I'm not aloud to get mad, angry, yell or shout at anyone all day long and Sunday too! I have to be a saint, I can't do anything but smile...ALL DAY. I'm only aloud to show one freaking emotion, now ever time I look in the mirror I'll be smiling, but there is one advantage....I can be those creepy smiley people all day, pop out of closets and smile at them all day.

THIS or THAT?

Okay, so I've decided to do this annually; until I've received number 7...By the way the proud owner of the Porsche dealership in my town is in for a rude awakening...of strongly written letters suggesting they should lower there prices or I'll parade around the front of the dealership scaring away all possible costumers with my crazy psychotic hobo gimmick...
Any who, enough of that; what I really wanted to share was my new This or That column, that is proudly sponsored by that Porsche dealership, I was so kindly telling you about! (Sponsor me and the hobo suite goes away for the season) So let's begin, shall we;
Da-da-da....Presenting the infamous, soon to replace the Perz Hilton column...Yes! Prez I'm gunning for your spot! The This or That Column....
This:
Rob the oh-so-famous Porsche dealership
& risk my butt and probably not even break into the car,
Because I'm ogling it

That:
Stay at home with my homies,
Order pizza
and wonder what it would be like if I did the This!

Contemplating,

B.izzle

Self-absorbed...Just received a new definition

"The exams are so stressing, and with my rent's thinking about moving OUT OF STATE; However am I suppose to handle all of this? Besides I have so much other stuff to worry about...Why does everyone in this world think they can depend on me for every insignificant little thing!? Oh, you think it's karma...I don't remember doing something that I would have to pay for lah-tah...I know I did charge a ton on my dad's credit card you think it's that...."
So it wasn’t much of a conversation. It was more like someone talking to themselves for twenty minutes – non-stop.And before you ask, no, that wasn’t me talking…AT ALL, not a word utter my me...just a friend who is completely self-absorbed this week. And if you think that's bad, don't get me started on this beyond ah-nnoying booger named R...Yes, I did say booger, if only i could flick this one, ha ha I'm so twisted; that came out wrong I don't flick boogers...Wait what was I talking about? Oh! Yeah R...You think the other person was annoying, well news flash this persona non grata always shows up at the most unwanted times/places...like R is ever wanted anywhere; I do sound like the wicked witch of bitch, but if you ever, I mean ever meant this person you'd claw out your eyes and sell them to a hobo, just to get the annoying image of this person out of your mind...if only I knew how to do that with as little pain as I could manage.

Lad-ah,

b.izzle

Nighty Night

I'm about to head to bed. Oh1 I must say, I'm looking forward to the butt load of exams tomorrow. Unfortunately I've found so many flaws in my list of "things I can not afford..." At this moment that is! So unless I go all incognito, and camp out in Wal-mart slowly stealing/hiding items and when I reach my maximum weight I'll walk out with all my stolen belongings....
Man, do I formulate great plans... So if anyone is a millionaire or could afford a Porsche 911 turbo; or lives in Italy I would greatly appreciate it!

Ladha gator,

B.izzle

Things I really want... (But can't afford!)

So my rent's don't really believe in allowance, it's all "Ask, if you want something!" Know you might think that I'm spoiled when I say...like that's enough!? But have you ever seen/watched those creepy yet, genuine looking car salesmen and how they trick you into buy an over priced piece of crap that will break down in 5-6 months or right after the warranty is over? Will my rent's played me, I ask but they say that I have to earn it in return as in work for it... A.K.A straight A's or ace an exam... Oh, by the way I've never bought a car, or driven I'm not even old enough to get a permit which might suck for others, but I don't trust myself out on the road's yet for my safety or others. Last time my mom was driving, I was asked her how many point's she'd score if she ran over pedestrians, then she asked if I wanna know so bad, I should get in front of the car and then a very evil I'm-going-to-take-over-the-world laugh followed...so I knew that was my cue so be quiet. Okay so what I want is simple, that you could totally score at Wal-Mart as they say "Save Money, Live Better" Or the ever so popular "Always Low Prices, Always":

The List

1. Gift card's to the following: Border's;B&N;Urban Behavior; Adidas; Puma
2. Wii...PS3; either would be more then appreciated
3. Money, enough that I can roll around in it! {Preferably in 20's}
4. Chi straightener...there magical delish!
5. Books
6. Candy...{Dark chocolate=gag me! Might as well feed me crap from the sidewalk.}
7. Porsche 911 turbo... Sunshine yellow please! {Not in Wal-mart but pretty close, it's at that car dealership across the street=)}
8. Puma sneakers, the brown are lovely!
9. A friend for Bean {That's a whole other postter}
10. Snow {Real or artificial, hopefully not that stuff that if blown into your eye's burn and need medical attention!}

Dreams are for fool's...

Mainly...ME! Yes you've heard right, I am now declaring myself as a world-class fool. If you must know it all started last night, no I will not babble on, but I will still tell you in as little words as I can/should for it is embarrassing and well even more embarrassing then any embarrassment I've ever caused myself. Last night was perfect, not too cold and defiantly not too warm...So I went to bed and counted sheep (Actually thought of what I should dream of, so I don't get caught by surprise!) Then I drifted off to sleep, only to find out that I have no control over what I dream about. So I dreamt and dreamt till I came upon mountains of cake, big ones, small ones, tall ones, short ones...and so on the pattern went. Then there it was the biggest cake I've ever,ever seen...I ran toward it only to find my precious cake being devoured by Augustus Gloop and his immense sized butt...this is what sucked most, when I could of waken-up I didn't because of curiosity; man...if curiosity could kill me...I'd have been dead a long time ago. So what I saw will haunt me, till I'm buried in my grave. Enough said.

Terrified to a state of petrifaction,
B.izzle

Cause you had a good day....

Now, keep in mind, it's not the kind of good/bad day that's makes me wanna run out of my warm, cozy home into the bitter cold outdoors and share/scream my absolutely joyous feelings, but it's not like those horrible days with the tears and tragedy and life-altering badness.No, this is the other kind of good/bad day. Which is good. But still bad. In other words, I really don't know how I feel...Oh Gawd what if I'm bipolar, that would explain a lot. think I might go look up that disease. Anyways I was surfing the and I found this really good quotes, thought I'd oughta share it with anyone who ever reads this:

Be what you wanna be...

Not what others wanna see

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one day your life will flash before your eyes

make sure its worth watching.

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&& These two I came up with, on the smartest day of my life(For now)

Wisdom
For every window you open,
A few close behind,
But don’t let that stop you,
You still have the ones open to chose from,
Your journey awaits

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Fear is what stops you,
Courage is what keeps you going,
Motivation keeps you.