Two Hour delay= Saddness+ badness

So yesterday I was sing; "Joy to the world, snow if fun...Let it fall all dayyyy!" Then I woke up today and jumped out of bed, excepting mountains of snow to pile high, enough that I don't have to squint to see it....Disappointment is what I received, and then I got dressed and waited and waited for the weather lady to advise us to stay indoors, and don’t sweat!? It’s a news thing I guess if you sweat during extreme colds like right now, then you like become even colder??? Anyway, I waited 45 minutes, put on my cloths, wrapped myself in layers of so-called warmth givers {Scarf’s, gloves, etc...} Then actually, actually put on lotion, and normally I like de-ash-i-fy The moment cold air hits my sink, so lotion companies make butt-loads of money from me…Anyway back to the dilemma, then as I opened the door, we suddenly got a 2 hour delay, not as good as yesterday’s closing; however I was still went to the bus stop, cause I was pissed I got dressed and everything and they decided to call in last minute…Then I walked back home and now I’m writing =] Darn it, now I have to go to Spanish 2 and do my presentation in front of everyone. Hope to god, I don't faint or suddenly become a mute again..

'Woman of the Year'

Who can honestly say that when you hear 'Woman of the Year' Paris Hilton comes to mind? Truthfully, I couldn't. I have nothing against Paris, she seems like a decent person, tabloids may say otherwise but they don't really know her, so they assume she's stupid or whatever they want. At first I assume they meant someone like Opera Winfrey, Hillary Clinton; someone like those ladies...then I read Paris Hilton, that was a shocker. Ha-ha, Lmao I think this is the first time I wrote about something that had nothing to do with my life! Oh, Since I haven't been on in a while here's a recap of my absence.

RECAP:
Challenge Day: Wept like a bby; made tons of new friends
Super Bowl XLII: Giants won; be not so happy...Patriot Fan
Cold: Have been under the weather with this distressing, unfortuanally not-going-away-soon cold

I heart emails!!

Who doesn't? It's the next best thing compared to IM. Okay, I'm not really much of a party person, but this V-day I've been invited to the biggest V-day bash ever know to history! Not really but my two friends L & A are stressing so I thought I'd write that to make them feel better. Whoa, I haven't written a blog in such a long time...It's not like anyone really reads this soo...Moving on. Today, precisely around 10ish or 11ish I received my Grade Card...Ha-ha and I thought I would have had to torch it...no I am not an arsonist, and well never, ever be one! But I couldn't believe I got a 3.5 something GPA...You should of saw me stare dumbfound at the piece of paper, then I began jumping up and down, with out knowing it till my teacher told me to take a seat...Ha-ha I was so naive back this morning...

Peace Out,

B.izzle

Regret, Party of one!

So have you ever made a deal, or bet that you could outlast someone in something you do everyday; Yeah, well the retard in me sealed the deal with the devil...not really, but you get what I'm saying, hopefully or I'm just droning on about nothing. Anyways, last night I had this stupid idea that I could outlast my brother and sister in a bet that faces us against our weaknesses, and guess what mine is? I'm not aloud to get mad, angry, yell or shout at anyone all day long and Sunday too! I have to be a saint, I can't do anything but smile...ALL DAY. I'm only aloud to show one freaking emotion, now ever time I look in the mirror I'll be smiling, but there is one advantage....I can be those creepy smiley people all day, pop out of closets and smile at them all day.

THIS or THAT?

Okay, so I've decided to do this annually; until I've received number 7...By the way the proud owner of the Porsche dealership in my town is in for a rude awakening...of strongly written letters suggesting they should lower there prices or I'll parade around the front of the dealership scaring away all possible costumers with my crazy psychotic hobo gimmick...
Any who, enough of that; what I really wanted to share was my new This or That column, that is proudly sponsored by that Porsche dealership, I was so kindly telling you about! (Sponsor me and the hobo suite goes away for the season) So let's begin, shall we;
Da-da-da....Presenting the infamous, soon to replace the Perz Hilton column...Yes! Prez I'm gunning for your spot! The This or That Column....
This:
Rob the oh-so-famous Porsche dealership
& risk my butt and probably not even break into the car,
Because I'm ogling it

That:
Stay at home with my homies,
Order pizza
and wonder what it would be like if I did the This!

Contemplating,

B.izzle

Self-absorbed...Just received a new definition

"The exams are so stressing, and with my rent's thinking about moving OUT OF STATE; However am I suppose to handle all of this? Besides I have so much other stuff to worry about...Why does everyone in this world think they can depend on me for every insignificant little thing!? Oh, you think it's karma...I don't remember doing something that I would have to pay for lah-tah...I know I did charge a ton on my dad's credit card you think it's that...."
So it wasn’t much of a conversation. It was more like someone talking to themselves for twenty minutes – non-stop.And before you ask, no, that wasn’t me talking…AT ALL, not a word utter my me...just a friend who is completely self-absorbed this week. And if you think that's bad, don't get me started on this beyond ah-nnoying booger named R...Yes, I did say booger, if only i could flick this one, ha ha I'm so twisted; that came out wrong I don't flick boogers...Wait what was I talking about? Oh! Yeah R...You think the other person was annoying, well news flash this persona non grata always shows up at the most unwanted times/places...like R is ever wanted anywhere; I do sound like the wicked witch of bitch, but if you ever, I mean ever meant this person you'd claw out your eyes and sell them to a hobo, just to get the annoying image of this person out of your mind...if only I knew how to do that with as little pain as I could manage.

Lad-ah,

b.izzle

Nighty Night

I'm about to head to bed. Oh1 I must say, I'm looking forward to the butt load of exams tomorrow. Unfortunately I've found so many flaws in my list of "things I can not afford..." At this moment that is! So unless I go all incognito, and camp out in Wal-mart slowly stealing/hiding items and when I reach my maximum weight I'll walk out with all my stolen belongings....
Man, do I formulate great plans... So if anyone is a millionaire or could afford a Porsche 911 turbo; or lives in Italy I would greatly appreciate it!

Ladha gator,

B.izzle